Get Slushed

Gays, get ready. You're about to be slushed in the face. Mr. Ryan Murphy is on the hunt for three new Gleeks for season two of Glee, including a boyfriend for Kurt.

We’re going to make them a power couple. We’re not going to do the whole hiding in the shadows thing. We’re going to make them popular, and out and proud and glamorous. Like prom king and king," Murphy tells EW.

Who will fill the shiny tap shoes? My vote's for Brett Owen, better known as Bretney, my school's singing, dancing star. Back in seventh grade Brett taped the video for Hit Me Baby One More Time and taught himself all the moves.

He polished his performance and took to the school stage each time his teen queen released a new song-and-dance. And if bringing the Britney to small town Manitoba doesn't call for a Slushie in the face, I don't know what does.

Brett filmed his audition tape for the open casting call, which he 'released' at a party at his home in Vancouver last week before a Dragonette show. The tape hasn't hit Youtube yet, but he's uploaded some stills to a Facebook page urging the producers to pick him that I've posted above and below.

Send the boy some support, if only to further my constant quest put CCI in the gossip pages.