Too much TV

If it was on TV this week, I probably saw it. Monday manic with teen heart beats: 90210, Gossip Girl, and Pretty Little Liars. Tuesday-Wednesday comes with no discerning powers: watch Ashley Tisdale fly and Courtney Cox hide from her neighbors.

Thursday is the biggest. Start the comedy block: Community, Archer, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office. Next up Jersey Shore, Vampire Diaries, and Skins season 5 UK—pretend that MTV thing isn’t happening. On the weekend two Housewives zip codes and a play-date with the heroes of Young Justice.

Admit you have the taste of a girl about to hit her first period. Stick one finger into ear and feel all the mushy mashed potato goodness.

*Art TV tower courtesy of Nam June Paik and the Korean Museum of Contemporary Art