Nerds and nipples.

John Mayer loves Twitter. It has even been suggested his obsession with the social networking site has caused trouble in his relationship. A few days ago, he tweeted a six word story, a concept I wrote about in January.

I've decided to step into the shoes of the great wordsmith who penned the words, One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue, and write my own six-worder from John's perspective.

The result:

Saw "Rachel Getting Married": Not happening.

Add your own in the comments.