About as real as Bravo
*Photo: Terry Richardson for Rolling Stone

The quote of the moment:

"...we're smack in the middle of an era where not only is truth stranger than fiction, but the two are so closely interwoven that we half expect to wake up tomorrow and find out that Chuck Bass is real and dating Tinsley Mortimer."

-the Fug Girls for New York magazine online

And I'm all, "Yeah man, but that's just a beard. Chuck's gay, like Anderson Cooper. Everyone knows that."