Birds at my face.

Obama's celebrity status, text messages to Scarlett Johansson, Paris Hilton getting in on the debate and a pitbull named Palin from Alaska have made the American election sexier, funnier and more bizzare than the Canadian election could ever be.

Or so we thought. 

Following a quick loud reaction, the Conservatives have pulled an ad that showed an animated bird pooping on Stephane Dion. Yeah, that's right. Bird shit. 

Mr. Harper, I have only one thing to say: thank you. You could not be more hilarious. 

That said, Canadian politics have gone down the shitter. The bird shitter.