They will kill a man for what his father has done.

On reality TV shows you can always pick out the weakest link by their answer to one particular question. When contestants play it quaint and insists that their mother or father is their hero you know they will be the first to crack.

I have a confession to make. I am that contestant. Who is my hero? Daddy dearest. Go ahead, call it a cliche. But my dad is a pretty cool cat. If you don't believe me, check out the handle bars.

I'll pack my bags now. I'm happily getting booted off the island, kissing Heidi Klum on both cheeks and leaving the Big Brother house.

Dad, this one's for you. (And it's not even father's day.)