Paris Hilton in a Horror Opera. How could that be bad?

Here's my round up on what the celebrities you love to hate have been up to lately:

Trailers are out for Repo: The Genetic Opera. Paris Hilton sings and acts in this movie, though I hear she has a small role. I am probably the only one that thinks this movie is going to be good.

Samantha Ronson wants everyone to know she digs Ali Lohan's new single. Ronson denied rumours on her blog that she refused to play Ali's single in recent DJ sets. What's important about this story? Ali has an awkward accent and sounds a sexist twit when she speaks, and her sister was more fun before rehab. 

John Mayer cut his hair in support of the troops. Ok, I made that up. He chose a buzzcut out of bad taste, not patriotism. He still looks cute. 

Pete Doherty has to pay up for the paparazzi's camera he busted. He's moved on from macking on Slimehouse, and is hanging out with the lovely Coco Sumner. Thank god he's back to sleeping with models. 

That's it for the morning. Enjoy your weekend hangovers.